Blah these ugly balls hanging on green trees
walking pass frantic carol singers
singing as annoyed I would zip their lips
See these nose running kids against windows
Sniff for these waste of pathetic plastic things
The window is sticky with green boogey, aweeh!
Jingle bells ringing by a fake Santa Clause
Beg me for money for charity
And I yell "blah these kids, the world is full already"
See a toothless woman with that filthy clothes
Disguised by her foul breathing
And think why care about her she will die anyways!
To my house, I went inside
Light my expensive candle and it glows every room
I would not spend a dime for that electric company!
Upstairs to my majestic room
All are mine and I am filthy rich
No world can have mine!
I am so scrooge
As hell as I can breathe
I am going bed!